Major, please. I’m John Watson, Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers. Three years in Afghanistan, a veteran of Kandahar, Helmand, and Bart’s bloody Hospital.
Let me examine this body!
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
you come into MY house, you tell ME john watson is heterosexual
The Hobbit: Modern AU
↳ Following the death of his grandfather, Thorin Oakenshield is set to take over as head of the company, or so he thought. Smaug, a multi-millionaire from the north, has brought the company to ruin in his abscence, and taken its riches. With the help of his companions, he sets off to take back the company, but Smaug is not the only one standing in his way.